He really turned the School of Blog into the School of Jokes!!
"Hey. Yeah, you. What do you think you're doing?
You're going to a party?
You know what I think of your party?
Yeah, fuck you."
How many times have we seen a startlingly lame post like this one? Just once is far too many. When in the blogosphere, don't address your readership entirely in second person. It's LAME. If you're going to do that, I don't know... Learn some fucking magic tricks or something. You might be more suited to that field of entertainment. Here's the hierarchy of entertainers, for those of you who are confused.
1. Musicians 2. Actors 3. Athletes 4. Stand-up comedians 5. Guys who jump off of bridges and shit like that 6. Writers 7. Jugglers 8. Comedy writers (including bloggers) 9. Magicians.