incomple (incomple) wrote in schoolofblog,

least favorite entries

Hello, gumshoes!

I've determined my least favorite type of entry. Perhaps it would be a good idea to share yours, as well.

I'm really annoyed when a teenage girl (or any person, for that matter, but this only occurs with teenage girls) makes a one line post about a new boyfriend or something, and only refer to him as a gender pronoun. Every time this happens, the post is like this:

He is amazing.

See how annoying that shit is? Let's try again.
He is the world to me.

You can try it if you'd like, but yes, these may be the worst posts ever made. For one, they're silly. No one cares about anyone else's boyfriend, unless he is an awesome megablogger. That's rule number one for ANY PERSON you might talk about in the blogosphere. I mean, at the very least, he or she should be a potential megablogger. Beyond that, they're pretentious. We don't know (or care) about your romantic life to know who you're referring to with the third person gender pronoun. Even if you've made five posts about him this week, we've skipped over them. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for the School of Blog turning into the School of Hard Knocks, but you gotta learn how to fly (blog) before you fuck with the eagles (megabloggers).
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